Why Anya Taylor-Joy is a goddess amongst men Pt 1
I would like to begin by expressing the fact that I am a straight man in my 20s, so that is where these opinions will be coming from. I should also say that this appraisal of a goddess on earth will be broken up into parts so that I don’t end up writing a novel in one sitting, and believe me I could.
With that said, Anya Taylor-Joy is simply the most beautiful woman I have ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes on. I’m sure some of you will consider me a “simp” for her, but the thing is, I still don’t entirely get what that word means. Anyways, I shed a tear as I share that I, unfortunately, have never met her. To meet her of course would essentially be a reenactment of the scene from Wayne’s World when the guys meet Alice Cooper. Not worthy, I am. Not sure why I decided to write like Yoda right there but I did. Regardless of having never met the goddess, having watched most of her films and countless interviews she’s done, I find Anya to transcend the concept of beauty that would be used to describe most other attractive women. I feel that her beauty is of a level not entirely understood by us humans yet. When she smiles, the sun shines in the darkest places. When she speaks, flowers sprout up from out of the ground to listen. And her eyes, oh those eyes. I could stare into her eyes and forget all the bad that this world contains and lose myself completely in her stone cold fox gaze. ATJ makes blind men blush. Not to mention she has brought the garments of the gods down to earth with her. She has absolutely impeccable fashion. It is always a spectacle when she attends an award show or gala as she instantly steals the show the moment she arrives at the scene. The greek gods were all gods of something. It is quite apparent that Anya is the goddess of attractiveness and style. Honestly, her sense of style is so otherworldly that if aliens invaded the planet, it would probably end up like that scene from Return of the Jedi when the Ewoks begin to worship C-3PO.
As if her beauty wasn’t already indescribable enough, it goes deeper than her physical attributes. Simply put, she has an amazing sense of humor. I know what you’re thinking: “Sebastian, you just said that you’ve never met her. How could you know if she has a great sense of humor or not?” That’s a great question my inquisitive reader, and the answer can be supported by my mention of all the interviews I have watched of hers. Yes, through all the interviews and conversations of hers that I have seen and heard with my own eyes and ears, I can honestly defend her sense of humor as far as saying that I would very much love to see her in the next Will Ferrell movie. Better yet, she should host Saturday Night Live as I’m sure she’d be a much better host than some of the ones they’ve had in the past. Wait a second, I’m receiving word now that she will be hosting SNL on May 22. Well, I now have half the mind to fly up to New York just so that I can see her become the best host in the show’s history. Needless to say that if she were to host a stand up comedy show anywhere near Atlanta, you can bet I’ll be there, possibly in the front row. I feel like if I were to ever have a conversation with her, she would put me at ease with her calming and relaxed nature that her jokes would all land and make me laugh rather than feeling forced or unnecessary.
That’s all for today as I’m afraid that if I keep going I might not be able to stop. Should you wish to further understand the depths that Anya’s beauty goes, look out for the next part of my appraisal of this absolute goddess. Next time I will be discussing her career as an actress, her prowess and poise as a model, and the positive effects that her unwavering beauty has on the world as a whole. Until then, just remember one universal truth: Anya Taylor-Joy is the human embodiment of the word bombshell.
